- I make obnoxious jokes to help ease tension when people are upset
- I will forever look like I am twelve. Oddly enough when I was twelve I was the oldest girl in the class and therefor more physically "mature" which, at twelve, makes you uncool.
- I stopped physically "maturing" at age 13
- I make obnoxious jokes when I am nervous.
- I make more obnoxious jokes once I am comfortable in a situation.
- I was a pastor's kid growing up.
- Despite all of my efforts I married a pastor in the making (who has been involved in some form of ministry most of our marriage).
- I have Groucho Marx eyebrows on barbie's face.
- I have JLo's rear end on Peter Pan's body.
- I was homeschooled from Junior High to graduation which made me a bit of an outcast.
- These days I don't homeschool my children which, guess what, makes me a bit of an outcast. (I know, seems backwards to me too.)
- I'm 4'10... and 1/4" - - - I can't even see over people's heads to find the cool table.
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